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A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture
That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab
Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.
Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.
Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.
Avandre: Damn.
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on left for dead 1 & 2 when u open a door to find a lot of sleeping, sitting, or wondering zobies
me and my best friend went zombie hunting and we walked into a mexican monastery
A Mexican who uses the deer snapchat filter and is super lit.
Bryan is a Mexican Bambi.
Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..
If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship
(or shit bucket).The practice of using the restroom in a bucket with a contractor bag in it as a liner as to not ruin the bucket for later use while on a construction/demo site when there is no Porter potty or running water on site.
Damnit! There ain't no water on and no Porter..and my stomach is Killin me. And the gas station is too far...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...