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That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.
Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!
Kaeya’s wife and #1 fan girl!!!
Mikeely: “I love Kaeya!”
“We know.”
He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”
It's a mix drink one part Crown Royal and one part Fireball and Sprite to mix it with.
Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".
The hottest man around
Kyota Vandantillaart's dad
Grindr famous
$10 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣
Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday
a person who does not live up to another expectations
I finally go to now her but she is a mikes garbage bin