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You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.
Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :
1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.
One tasty drink.
My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning
when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night
“woah i almost tripped down the hill”
“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there”
When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.
I heard they had a surprise party last night
When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food
we had the best surprise party yesterday!
When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!
Don’t let Jed beat you to the house, last time he hit me with the surprise party!