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when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke
Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL
Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..
bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes
my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!
A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.
They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
The act of forcing raw turkey down one’s own rectum
“Did you see Aaron said he wanted to go turkey striking?” “That’s so weird”
When you stuff your s/o's ass with bread and then give them anal.
Brad: Yeah man, My wife finally let Me do warm-turkey to Her last night.
John: Woah dude, I wish My girlfriend would let Me do that to Her.
Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.
I'm doing warm turkey heroin
Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.
"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"