making it impossible for you to lose, overkill,
hes giving a 2 dollar hooker a 50 thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight
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At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.
The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.
"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."
To commit suicide with the intent on making the "ultimate sacrifice" for a personal cause or a belief, disregarding the thoughts, opinions, and feelings of others entirely.
He ended his life with a "Fuck you!" attitude and a one-gun salute.
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Something one says, when it's all tied up, crunch time, or the final moments of a competition.
-It is said to rev one or one’s team up
-It is also said ironically to acknowledge that the individual, whom said it, is about to be cluster!@#$ed.
Steve: Ah crap, it’s 3-3 in Search and Destroy…
Ryan: Guns up, let's do this
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Trevor: We’ve had 3 months to do this project, we haven’t started, and it’s due tomorrow…
Bradley: Alright, we got this on lock. Guns up, let's do this
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7’ Tall Angry, Black Man on PSP: You DID NOT just say, what I think you said white boy…!
Grant: *soils himself* Oh geez…, well… Guns up, let's do this
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the act of showing your guns when in the presence of a day with heavy sun
(man walks in with muscle shirt on)
"Suns Out, Guns Out!"
"Hell Yeah!"
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If you hear gun shots you most likely live in Chicago
Lets just hope you dont live in Chicago if your looking to not hear gun shots.
i hear gun shots must be another shooting
When a man gets a vasectomy.
Bullets = Sperm.
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.