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Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.
It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.
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You are the master of cock and fuck donkeys
You are a cock master donkey fucker
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Visual Basic 6. Used on forums to confuse stupid noobs, and have them search forever for it.
OP: "For this program I used Visual Basic master edition."
Bitch: "Cool, I have Visual Basic 6 but where you find master edition?"
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The second version of the Sega Master System. It had games like alex the kid, my hero, sonic and other great games. It also had a slot where you could put a thin card version of a game permenetly into it, so you could play that perticular game when no cartridge was inserted in the slot. It was proberly the least heard about system, at least from my perspective anyway.
guy 1: Hey I've got a sega mega drive.
guy 2: awesome, i've got a sega master system II.
guy1: ?
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Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.
Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.
That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.
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A f**king amazing game(s)
An affordable, content packed game that will unite all halo fans, old and new. Announced at E3 2014, Halo Master Chief Collection will be made by 343 industries and will be released on 11/11/14, the ten year anniversary of Halo 2, Which was an amazing game. The collection will include Halo Combated Evolved Anniversary, Halo 2 anniversary, Halo 3, Halo 4, access to a live action series Halo Nightfall, and access to the Halo 5: Guardians multiplayer beta. Clearly this is an awesome deal for any Halo fan and its only $60. Halo 2 will be completely reconstructed and the graphics will be amazing with help from Blur studios. And all the other games will be bumped up to xbox one resolutions, 1080p and 60fps. Also 6 multiplayer maps of halo 2 will also be reconstructed and have amazing graphics, and all of the games have their originally multiplayer, yup you heard me ORIGINAL MULTIPLAYER (dat halo 1 pistol doe). The campaigns of all the games are playable and may have added scenes or references to Halo 5 Guardians. Each game will have all of its multiplayer maps included, even DLC maps and possibly pc maps from halo 1 and 2. So no matter what halo you like, or if you just want the halo 5 beta, this game is for you.
Person 1: I think halo 3 was OK but Halo 4 was amazing!
Person 2: What the f*ck are you talking about halo 1, 2, and 3 were amazing but
Halo 4 sucked it felt like a beta. Bungie is better at making them...
Person 1: No halo 4 is better!
Person 2: Have you even played 1 or 2 your not even a halo fan!
Person 3: Enough guys stop bitching why don't you just get
Halo: Master Chief Collection it has the campaign and multiplayer of Halo 1, 2, 3, and 4
and with xbox one graphics, and a beta for Halo 5: Guardians! I pre-
ordered mine already.
Person 1, 2: Sweet!
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One of Capcom's often-overlooked NES games I missed out on during my youth, because I was too busy playing their war games, like "Bionic Commando" and "Code Name Viper."
This rather fun video game was loosely based on Windsor McCay's 1905 comic strip "Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland." Finally, a game with a historical basis, instead of the product of someone's pipe dream.
Little Nemo: The Dream Master is one of the BEST video games you've never played. It became a real sleeper hit (pardon the pun.)
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