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The teacher at school who gets hard around 14 year olds. He eats lunch alone and none of the teachers talk to him. He teaches the class about the The Magic Bullet of JFK and the Commies. His head is shaped like a lightbulb and makes you get a hall pass to go to the bathroom.
Adam- The 30 year old virgin is coming
David- Why is he always hard around 14 year olds?!
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Aparently not your mom because she had you, but she's the closest thing to one, so there.
Wow you'r such a "60 year old virgin" you remind me of my mom.
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A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.
My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.
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A man/woman who is still a virgin at the age of 40.
John : I didn't know Barry was a 40 year-old virgin!
Alice : Yeah. That guy needs to get laid.
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a sweaty earl without the cum.
See sweaty earl. same scenario, minus the cum.
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When a virgin (usually a teen) has such an intense wank session that it feels as good, if not better than real sex.
It’s a good idea to spend your weekends wanking your virginity away to Riley Reid’s videos.
"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.
However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.
Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.