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A kinky move often employed by certain members within the S.E. Portland singles scene. Whilst taking the female from behind (either performing Doggie Style or partaking in some Muddy Love), the man shows his gratitude and love for the woman by spitting in her ear.
So I was going to Brown Town last night on this beast of a woman that I met at the bar. She was pretty much the worst piece of ass I've ever had, so I said 'fuck it' and hawked a loogie in her right ear. She was pissed, but all I could say was 'hey, at least I didn't give you a muddy buccaneer.'
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Urinating on the tire of someone's horseless carriage.
"Hey, Matt, if I get to the lot before you, I'm going to wet tire your car!"
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A Wet Henry is the more crude version of the all-familiar Wet Willy. Instead of putting your finger in your mouth prior to twisting it in your victim's ear, you put your finger up their bum first.
Jessica put her finger up Kevin's bum and then gave him a nasty Wet Henry.
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When two black men have sex with one white woman in the shower, it is called a Wet Oreo. Alternatively, it could be in a hot tub or a pool.
Mary: I had a steamy wet oreo yesterday.
John: Wow, I was interested in you, but now I wouldn't touch that with a forty foot pole. Whore.
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When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!
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Used by lesbians and bisexual women to refer to being aroused / turned on (e.g. physical reaction, secretion of natural lubricant).
When I see a girl like her I get wet.
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when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.
i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !
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