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west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges

Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through

by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014


cold window challenge

A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.

I nominate ? ? ? To do the cold window challenge.

by Charleec November 27, 2015


window dancing

To go to a club or disco and hang around the dance floor while other people dance.

I went to that disco because they told me the music was great. It was good, but the dancefloor was so crowded, my friends and I had a drink and hanged around just window dancing.

by enricofor July 28, 2013


Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021


Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.

*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.

by Fattem January 18, 2023


Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama November 16, 2015


Window Box Blues

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.

- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."

- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."

by 3s&7s August 13, 2011