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sam is the alpha, the leader of the pack. she is never beta only sometimes while swinging at a ground ball in softball.
she is a pitcher and first basemen so its pretty obvious that she is NEVER and NEVER WILL BE beta.
ugh is that sam aka alpha??!!
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giving someone a hand job, with your mouth, whilst humming the national anthem
For the 4th of July i decided to give my boyfriend the ultimate patriot's gift, an Uncle Sloppy Sam
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Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.
"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"
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a massive dickhead who is annoyingly talented at writing tunes. he scams his fans.
did you hear sam fender’s new song?
yes, it’s called all is on my side and
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a tall lost creature from god knows wot planet that hunts very young girls from an early age and trys to seduce them through out their child hood
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It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.
Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!
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The ultimate anal pounder. Known to be relentless.
Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.
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