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Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
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1. When you go into someones house take a fat shit, and leave without your presence being known.
2. when your at a friends/relatives house(or some one you don't even know) pinch a monster stinkloaf discard any evidence linking you to the crime(not the shit) and deny any such thing. (side note for full effect bathroom door must be opened wide.)
"Damn some nigga broke into ma crib n dropped a fat duece"
"Did you take a shit in my house and not flush!?"
"Nah mane it must have been a ghost shit."
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ghost ridin is when you gettin stupid..your cars rollin down the street, you got the doors open...hangin out the doors dancin,feelin yourself..best done when thizzen, or drunk.
good ghost riding: bounce with the car as it start to shake,open up the car go's the whole damn car load,hop out and follow,while you let the car role, ghost ride the whip while you ride the strip,it's the chance to do your dance on the side of it,
Mac Dre-thizzle dance
thizz in peace Dre
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When you take a poop, wipe, and there is NO poop on the toilet paper. A clean poop.
I took the best poop today, it was a white ghost!
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When you cum all over a chick and she proceeds to stand up while the bed sheet stick to her. Then you poke holes in her eyes.
I gave her a sticky ghost during the halloween party.
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The feeling that remains between your toes after you take off toe-post sandals.
After walking for ages in these flip flops earlier I've still got ghost-post!
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a fart. The gaseous "soul" that leaves food's corpse.
Often found lurking around food's casket.(your ass.)
Many-times accompanied by an otherworldly crackling sound.
"FOOD'S ghost is haunting my basement."
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