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A market girl is a term for a transient and passing moment of beauty. A girl who is way more attractive than she has any right to be, wearing cheap clothes and garish gold jewellery that should be repellent, but on her is intoxicating. And she is ephemeral, within 1-2 years, her beauty will be long gone, mislaid somewhere between pizzas in front of Jeremy Kyle and a string of useless wanker boyfriends who all do the unspeakable things to her that the rest of us only dare to dream of...
Dave: So, is she marriage material, then?
Pete: Nah, mate, she’s a market girl, only 2 years left before she’ll have a tramp stamp and a pushchair!
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Girls that play baseball with the boys. Some girls are just as good as the boys, the others are uncoordinated retards who play baseball so they can look pretty in a hat and for the attention of the guys. Most Baseball Girls turn out to be lesbians expecially in Australia. Australian Girl Baseball Players are usually the biggest redneck hillbillies. Excepting girls from the beaches and the city in NSW where they are very good ball players and extremely good looking.
1. Baseball Girl who is athletic, determined and loves the company of guys.
2. Girl 1: I play for Hills District
Girl 2: I play for Cronulla
Baseball Guy: Cronulla girl is sexy *takes her home*
Baseball Guy 2: I'm dating one of the girls from Ryde, those city chicks are sexy as fcuk!
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Really just nice person who loves people and is just the nicest person you will ever meet trust me I’ve been married to a kitty girl for 7 years best 7 years of my life
That kitty girl is so nice
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a basic bitch that will do anything for the turtles and if they drop their hydroflask they have and i oop- spasms. obsesses over scrunchies. If you don't have an over sized tea-shirt then don't worry she always has an extra. puts her glossier on every 2 minutes. turns her entire room into a vsco hangout. if you don't have a messy bun in your hair then they consider you weird and stupid. if you don't have a hydroflask with a friendship bracelet on it with stickers on it too then your not a true vsco girl.
nd i oop and i oop- and i oop- sksksksksksksk
Everyone else: ugh stupid vsco girl
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A girl whose sex game is so good, you need to eat your Wheaties in the morning and rest up before you go have sex with her.
Last night I fucked Brenda and let me tell you that bitch is a Wheaties girl.
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1. One of the most underappreciated jobs in stage crew
2. the person who runs like crazy backstage to change batteries and fix the mics
3. hands out mics to the people on the cast
"Thanks for fixing my mic, mic girl"
"Hey, mic girl we need you to get this actor's mic ready"
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A girl who is worth ditching time you should be using to study for a test, doing HW or getting sleep but instead you go over to her dorm or house to hangout with her or get busy, Risking your 4.0 GPA for a 2.0 GPA
Guy 1: "Yo you see that girl right girl definitely a 2.0 Girl
Guy 2: " Yeah I would lose sleep and skip out studying for my finals for her
Guy 1: "But that's your future dude"
Guy 2: "I'll do anything for here even losing my 4.0 GPA for a 2.0 GPA
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