April 5

National get high like a skyscraper day and fuck girls

National get high like a skyscraper day and fuck girls April 5

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April 28

The national suck your friends dick day!!!

Person 1: let me suck your dick

Person 2: why?

Person 1: because it’s April 28

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No Anal April

During the month of April you may not have anal sex or do anal masturbation

Hey wanna come to my house later?

Fuck naw it's no anal april

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April 14th

National day for Ryder because 14 is his favorite number 🥳😂

Aye guys it’s April 14th Ryders favorite number

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April 7

The day Harry Styles butchered his ENTIRE fandom

“OH MY GO HARRY STYLES RELEASED ‘Harry Styles EP’ TODAY APRIL 7th!!”

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april 13th

National tity squeezing day

Yo Jimothy , it's april 13th. You exited?

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April 16th

Grab another mans dick day! Ya’ll get payback for being desperate earlier.

Awww man it’s April 16th, guess i’m gay!

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