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Fundamentalist Christian Mythology

The fundamentalist christian religion as seen in the light of truth. That is as a mythology.

He knows all about fundamentalist christian mythology.

by Judge dredd7 July 11, 2011

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Born Again Christian

A Born again Christian from a humble and honest prospective is a person or people who allow love, positivity, grace and the Holy Spirit into their heart after traumatic events and or addictions. To be a born again, you must practice growing and cultivating your spiritual journey and health for the rest of your life. It is believing and understanding in a sacred power to rely on for inner strength. After one has been saved and knows that they are not the same as before, the struggle in your soul is still alive but can be controlled, with love and compassion for yourself and others.

Learning to love and have inner peace is a perk of becoming a true Born Again Christian.

by Angel warfare December 29, 2021

9πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Super Christian (SC)

A christian who's above normal christians.He/she hardly does anything wrong.A true saint.E.g.Pastors .Most people become Super Christians (SC's) after a certain events, like failure.

"That Super Christian (SC) just preached to me about how wrong piracy is."

by Siphothehater February 25, 2016

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Christian Brothers Academy

A prep school in Troy,NY where pre-teens learn to fight their pansexual urges while wearing seven pairs of airpods at all times

My friend is transferring to Christian Brothers Academy , it’s so gay there.

by LSI quotes December 20, 2019

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Pedare Christian College

Filled with nerds. Hell on earth.

Harry: I go to Pedare Christian college
Samaira: Same it sucks

by OdysseyGhost June 9, 2022

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


C&E Christian

A judgmental term used by elitist jerks.

1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.

2: Fuck you, you judgmental prick. Who are you to tell me how to practice my religion. Go slide down a lubed cock you fucking prick. Like I'm going to sit here a let my personal beliefs be questioned by some douche who doesn't even belief in God in the first place. Go screw yourself.

by Paris Hilton uguu~ October 12, 2009

31πŸ‘ 123πŸ‘Ž


Crossings Christian School

A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.

Rehabilitate your stupidity with actual sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School!

by Nothing is here, keep scrollin January 21, 2022

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