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code name for a good looking female
derived from the classic pickup line
pick up line:how much does a polar bear weigh?.....enough to break the ice
hey guys....there goes a polar bear
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To put one's hand in an ice chest as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the hand, followed by the act of masturbation with said limb
I gave myself the polar bear last night
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Simply the most amazing women ever. loves dancing in cages is sensitive when you get know them.she will always know what to say and is very self concious even though she is perfect in every way.she is also always out of your league so dont try. she loves cheering (and is excellent at it ,Ramona and Beezus,toy story 3, and drake and lil wayne.her b day is october 9 and she is going to marry a guy who deserves her (A&F model) on june 11.her favorite color is purple and if you throw anything at her she will kill you.WARNING dont look her in the eyes,youll fall for her. btw cutest laugh ever
When Brenna Bear walked by I gave Jon the look
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The act of throwing in an enormous lip or "pich" of chewing tobacco, specifically Kodiak brand. Each tin has a Kodiak Bear shown on the lid
"I've been stuck at my goddamn girlfriends house all night and all I want to do is go home and feed the bear."
"The bears real hungry right about now."
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when you get shit on your hand during sexual intercourse.
"After having sex with that messy bottom I had a bear paw."
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In order to posses 'Ankles of a Bear' one would have to:
A) Have very large manly ankles, and
B) Be so harry that said ankle could mistakenly be thought to belong to a bear. . .
*NOTE* actual incounters with one who posseses "Ankels of a Bear" always ends in bloodshed and DEATH!!!!
and could also be something your friends yell when playing halo . . . .
also see LEVIATHAN OF THE DEPTHS and TERROR OF THE SEVEN SEAS
1) ARGLEFLARGLEBLEH!!!! DID YOU SEE THEM ANKLES!?!?! (hence ankles of a bear)
2) J00 ARE GONA DIE n00b!! (then gets pwnt) awww.....ANKELS-OF-A-BEAR!!!11
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What you say in the presence of a predator.
The predator typically being a drunken horndog that is determined not to leave the party alone.. will hit on anything and everything with tits. His intoxication will lead to ALOT of rejections, his failed efforts will be noticed by many. the girl he leaves with will be made mockery of. it is best to avoid the bear.
Sara: Omg did you see Josh????
Laura: Yeah mayne hes wasted. Hes hitting on the girl thats been walking around for the last three hours with her dress stuck in her undies.
Sara:Yeah, ii heard He asked Tara to drag him out back and she threw her drink at hi.. OMG he just winked at me.. and hes coming this way!
Laura: Woah, Bear! lets get out of here...
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