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When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody
Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone
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When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
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Having sex with a woman who looks like your ex.
Tim: “Hey dude, I meet this girl that looks like Molly, and we boned.”
Bill:” So you had a clone bone.”
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Cooter-bones are the small bones in your cooter!
Yes ladies let’s move them cooter-bones!
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Doing two girls in the butt at the same time
Nick: Man, I'm so wrecked. I had to bone up two chicks last night
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royaly boned = big trouble/your well in for it.
boy: i just ran over my girlfriend. she was cheating on me. 1000s of people saw me do it and the cops are after me.
girl: you are royaly boned dude.
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