A member of the sacred Alliance of the Squozzles made between Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin.
I wish I was a squozzle buddy, like Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, owner of the Love Shack Be-eh-bee and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin...
Best friends who share the common goal to cease every opportunity to moon the general public together. They never moon alone, they only moon as a pair. They have either develop an interest in mooning together over the course of their friendship or they bonded over the passion to moon the unsuspecting citizens.
"My moon buddy, John, and I mooned the assembly last week. It was awesome!"
Person 1: Hey I only see you two moon together, are you guys moon buddies?
Person 2: Course we are, never have we mooned without each other!
Person 3: Yeah we physically cannot moon alone!
Person 1: K, cool.
(girls only unless you’re a very gifted man) when you and a friend have the same bra size
*for reference, we are using the term biddies to mean a woman’s breasts/boobies*
“omg dude i just got sized at victoria’s secret and we’re the same size !!”
“now we can be biddie buddies !”
When you have a big schlong that hangs around and becomes friends with your legs.
Bill: Hey Bill, what you up to tonight?
John: Eh just hanging out w my Thigh Buddy.
A friend, family, or work member that you feel close/comfortable enough to share a bucket of popcorn at the latest blockbuster.
Barry: “hey jimmy, Black Panther is coming out on Wednesday. You wanna go and be my popcorn bucket buddy.!”
Jimmy: “absolutely, would love to be your popcorn bucket buddy.”
The singer of senses fail who undoubtedly has a piss kink
God, Buddy Nielsen is such a pissling
Can shit talk and sometimes bait his teammates. Be warned.
But is the best carry there ever is in videogames …..and in life.
Damn, Turret Buddy went 30-6 that last game.