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The amazing teachings of a man named Dr Joseph Morbius
I'm going to read the book of morbman
A sticky book is just another phrase for masterbation material.
Person 1: dude look at that cool ass map
Person 2: that's going in my sticky book
homework given by your teacher that you don't even want to do it
Teacher: Alright students make a scrap book regarding unit 15. It's due 1 month
Student 1: i hate this
An emergency medicine term for a woman’s vagina.
Today I pulled $10.28 from some woman’s philly pocket book.
When you double stack two penises Oreo style.
Stay away son, them mfs book shelving.
Putting on for Facebook. Doing to much for likes and shares. When you are a nobody outside of the social media platforms.
Why mike on Facebook flexing like he got money? That ain’t even his car! He need to stop doing it for the book
The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.