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When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave
From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.
basically a card given to people that legally immigrate to the US that says there’s allowed to stay there permanently.
Tom had gotten his green card after successfully going through the immigration process without problems
A quick way or the easy way out of an situation
Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card
Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying
the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER
I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.
A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.
Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."