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When a person shits while riding a chindo, leaving the shit in the shape of a sombrero
After making love for an hour, she handed me the chindo and told me she wanted to give me a chocolate sombrero.
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She wanted chocolate dip so she put her finger up my ass to get some.
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when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.
me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!
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Noun; A suggestive term for unnaturally large black women. Refereed to as, "Chocolate" because Chocolate Mama's consistently cram their faces with chocolate, or other traditional African dishes; i.e fried chicken and cool aid. Other variations of Chocolate Mama include, "Brownie Bitch" because of the dark brown rolls of fat one gets lost in while having sex, resembling shoveling brownies into your face.
Shrills of ecstasy were heard through the slums while Tim and his whore thrusted it on. "My rubber broke in your rolls chocolate mama!" shrieked Tim. "It's okay, I could use another bun in the oven!" replied Chocolate Mama.
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When sleeping on the bottom bunk and the top bunk occupier takes a shit and it slides down the blinds to the bottom bunkbed.
Brandon: "hey man im about to send some Chocolate Diamonds down your way".
Anthony: "I hope you got your fiber today!"
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(noun) The act of placing ones testicles and scrotum into the anus of another. Often requires significant preparation by both parties. Some variations have the penis of the chocolate teabagger enter the vagina of the one being chocolate teabagged, however this is not necessary.
Rodney have gave his girl a chocolate teabag last week. Neither could walk for 3 days!
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A strain of marijuana grown in Louisiana that got its name because of the chocolate-like taste and smoke color.
That blunt we just smoked was a mixture of indigo red and louisiana chocolate dude!
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