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why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.

1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...

by my name is a secret dude December 16, 2010

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Cold Spring Harbor

a rich, white community on LI where there is .2% minority and about zero authenticity. All of the moms play paddle and shit everyday while also being on the fifteen boards. the high school is the most privileged place you will ever see and if white trash triggers you i recommend never stopping by. the lacrosse team is good and academics are supposedly good but some teachers really make you question that. it is basically as private as a public school gets.

goddamn that kid is definitely from cold spring harbor

by hellodelilah February 3, 2019

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Funky cold Medina

Originally just a β€œfuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G

Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!

by IVI r. G June 10, 2022

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Pick it up like it's cold

The opposite of dropping it like it's hot. Can be used in conjunction with aforementioned phrase, or alone.

Drop it like it's hot, pick it up like it's cold.

Pick it up like it's cold.

by Sergeant Sniffy September 15, 2010

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


crack open a cold one

another word for necrophilia

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!

by a7x rules July 26, 2006

136πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž


Ice Cold Black Metal

Really good Black Metal music.

Bands like:
Mayhem
Burzum
Immortal
Ravencult
Summoning
etc

Friend: "Whatsup?"
Black Metaller: "Listening to some ice cold black metal."

by Bartender670000 January 15, 2011

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


all hot tubs cold

The term "all hot tubs cold" refers to the disapproval of ones current condition. Also, this phrase has been utilized in the Dave Chapelle show. In which Chapelle really cracks my ass up.

Man, I hate on any nogga...I hate on a nogga with shoes , with a wife, man I hate cars, I hate all the actors all the rappers man, I want all hot tubs cold...!

by Wildkracker May 3, 2004

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