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I made the bitch eat chipotle corn twice. First from a burrito then from my Corn Hog.
Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!
Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!
A eference to sodomy. The butt cheeks look like the ears of a corn. When sodomizing someone, a penis must be inserted between the butt cheeks, thus making a hole between the corn ears. Corn holing.
Our politicians have been corn holing us for years with high taxes and tax dollar giveaways to their rich friends.
The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).
Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.
Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"
Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.
when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it
(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)
person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.
When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.
Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.
Dumb hick women who believe everything they're told. Usually a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are actually a 3 on her best day.
She thought she was peaches and cream but she was really cow corn