Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit
So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker
The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.
She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.
One who takes a womans anal virginity.
Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.
A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.
Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.
Something like a computer cracker, except uses chemicals in various forms to extract information from and exploit the target.
No one there uses computers, they use chemicals to crack instead. They chem crackers!
A White Person with Rizz (and a play on Ritz Crackers)
I’m quite the Rizz Cracker at school.