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douche bag

A Pi Kappa Phi fraternity guy. Commonly called and interchangeable with Pi Kap.

So at the party last night a Pi Kap put ruffies in that girl's drink. What a douche bag.

by AOII May 3, 2010

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Douche-like

Some one who act similar to or exactly like a douche.

carren was very douche-like last night with all her camping equipment.

by Mitch k. October 12, 2007

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Douche-a-holic

One who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. They are a douche-a-holic

A: I hate my boss, he's such a douche
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!

someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -

"You Douche!"!

then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"

by glurb June 5, 2009

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douche rag

a piece of absorbent material upon which a guy ejaculates and keeps around to avoid using too many tissues.

you: "why is this shirt wet?"
me: "why are you wearing my douche rag?"

by pericles February 27, 2004

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douche pastry

A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.

The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.

by Sir Anus splatter September 11, 2006

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Douche-tag

N. A hash-tag in a facebook message, status, comment, etc.
Verb form: Douche-taggin' it up

Hash-tagging was meant for twitter and twitter only.

Attention seeking girl's status:

"This week sucked. #Backstabbers #Doesanyonelikeme #Pleaselikethisstatus #Truthis"

Smart person's comment:
"Way to douche-tag"

by TimDuffy94 January 13, 2012

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douche nerd

some one who spends more than 5 minutes looking at definitions on urban dictionary

you have been on here for 20 minutes! what a douche nerd.

by unknown154879 November 12, 2010

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