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Some one who act similar to or exactly like a douche.
carren was very douche-like last night with all her camping equipment.
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The largest possible level of douchedom. Far superior to reaching the pinnacle of douchedom. There is only one human being to be able to achieve this amazing feat. That human is named "Mitchell E. H." His full name is not to be revealed due to the embarrassment he has brought to his family. Things that allowed him to achieve this title include showing off all the time to women and thinking that they are impressed.
Not even John Edwards or Josh J. D. has been able to achieve Mitchell's title as G-Douche
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One who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. They are a douche-a-holic
A: I hate my boss, he's such a douche
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!
someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -
"You Douche!"!
then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"
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a piece of absorbent material upon which a guy ejaculates and keeps around to avoid using too many tissues.
you: "why is this shirt wet?"
me: "why are you wearing my douche rag?"
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A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.
The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.
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N. A hash-tag in a facebook message, status, comment, etc.
Verb form: Douche-taggin' it up
Hash-tagging was meant for twitter and twitter only.
Attention seeking girl's status:
"This week sucked. #Backstabbers #Doesanyonelikeme #Pleaselikethisstatus #Truthis"
Smart person's comment:
"Way to douche-tag"
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Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?
Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.
Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?
Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
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