The springs failed this year, leaving the riverbed bone dry.
Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.
"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"
"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."
"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"
"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."
"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."
"Dry-Dogging" is a term infamously coined by one of Australia's worst male on male sexual offenders, who to this day still hasn't been identified.
The men who fell victim to this ordeal are haunted by these chilling words "Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging", at this point the unknown offender sodomizes the victim.
"Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging"
"Cba"
"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"
A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.
Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning
So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
When you walk into a room and smell an odor that makes up turn around and walk out means you were dry punched,
I walked in the restroom and I was dry punched.