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Dylan is typically an extremely hot country boy with a huge penis. He usually dates girls named Kylie, Sophie, McKenzie, or a female Dylan. He is really kind and loves to cuddle. He will do anything for friends or girls and puts other people before him. He loves to stay up late and talk to people.
DYLAN is such a hoe ass nigga he don't know how to keep 1 bitch he such a D.M.V ass nigga he go to fucking WISE and he's a hoe literally he will try to talk to you and your friend at the same time but don't be surprised because that the type of bitch ass nigga he is. OH OH OH OH and he's a fake ass wanna be ass athlete nigga claims he plays football and he HAD a highlight of it on his IG page but its gone now and he claims "HE WENT TO WISE FOR THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM" but he don't even play no more and how you a "football" player but smokes, drinks, steal cars, and sell weed like make it makes sense your not a real athlete your a fucking wanna bad but you are a real hoe
dont fuck with a DYLAN thats from the D.M.V because nine times out of ten he's a hoe
A girl who is so pretty and youthful she brings light to your life.
Wow that Dylan girl is definitely a Leo
Making a mistake against your coach in Muay Thai that results in being punished so visciously
Oh god he teep’d him in the face!
Ohhhh… he pulled a Dylan! He’s dead…
The nicest and funniest boy you can meet. He will wait for you and make nicknames for you and be their for you even when no one else is their for you. He is so cute and if you ever get to have a Dylan of your own you are one lucky person.
Dylan is so nice and a great boyfriend.
Dylan is a sad and lonely person. Always projecting his emotions on others. To be friends with a Dylan means you will have to give up everything you have ,for you to be worthy in his eyes and make him happy. The catch, is that he will never be happy. He will use up all your happiness until you are depleted and he will walk away and say that you have nothing else that he wants. Very emotional through out the entire relationship , making you feel a false connection and as if you can change his ways. If you are ever in a romantic relationship with a Dylan, you will think you are lucky to meet the sweetest person in the world, until he shows his truth of unhappiness. A Dylan has been gifted with a fantastic body but he destroys himself daily searching for happiness. When a Dylan leaves you, you will feel worthless. Your addiction to a Dylan will run as strong as his addictions to self sabotage.
I just went to Dylan’s open mic; Dylan told everyone I was stalking him because he doesn’t need anything from me now that he found a new lady friend.
He is a fun to be around, all around crazy, insanely dirty minded and don’t forget curses a lot. If you ever meet a Dylan be his friend he is trustworthy and truly cares about you even if it does t seem like it. But don’t forget the insanely dirty minded feature if your friends and you are not dirty minded forget that part he is still a great friend.
Person One: You know that Dylan is a great fried but my god some of the things he says and thinks about. So happy he is my friend.
Person two: I know right so dirty and SO much cursing but hey he is an amazing friend.