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Family scab collection

Immitation bacon bits

Grab the family scab collection from cupboard for my salad

by Poor slinky neck April 12, 2018


Hutton family

The Hutton family are kind and loving people which support you and be completly honest with you,but if you get on their bad side they'll befriend you,so if you know anyone with the surname Hutton, stay on their good side because they fight back.

Person 1:I love the Hutton family they're so welcoming.

Person 2: I know,I wish my family was like that.

by Befriendswiththem May 23, 2021


friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you

Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020


Bombastic Family Execution

When the killer gives the bombastic side eye before executing an entire family.

Today At 4pm a Bombastic Family Execution was commited in Oklahoma.

by Gertist January 24, 2024


Condurso Family

Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire

Dominick - Lives in a dumpster

Jack: “Here comes the condurso family
John: “who?”
Jack: “the coolest family to ever live”

by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023


family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it

That’s a common family blanket

by family blanket lover April 17, 2020


GAMECUBian Family Reunion

The term "GAMECUBian Family Reunion" essentially means orgy.

I can't wait to attend the GAMECUBian Family Reunion, and not bring protection.

by NRisGC August 10, 2023