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The Blonde Jesus

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.

The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.

by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010

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Jesus

Jesus is the person who saved us all .

You are going to live with Jesus if you be good

by St eh March 27, 2019

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Jesus

Our king in which he came down to earth to pay for all of our sins and in the end made us a gateway to happieness. Sadly people can't open there eyes and see that Jesus is the one true king.

My hope is built on nothing less than Jesus blood and riteousness, i dare not trust the sweetest frame but wholly trust in Jesus name

by Jesusislife April 3, 2015

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Jesus

Jesus is an amazing person, for He can cure you of all the things you feel bad about or guilty about. He can save you, and all you need to do is say I believe the lord Jesus Christ died on the cross for all of our sins. You must say it with your whole heart, and Iโ€™m telling you it is worth it. He has brought so much joy into so many peoples lives including mine. He can give you peace of mind and rest and His eternal love.

Person 1: Hey! Where have you been?

Person 2: Spending time with Jesus ๐Ÿ‘

by crazyygood.io May 5, 2020

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Jesus

What this word needs more of

Yo man we need our selfs a Jesus

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019

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Jesus

Y'all need it

Y'all need jesus

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

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Jesus

Jesus, also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader. He is the central figure of Christianity. He is amazing, and he died for all our sins.

Dan: "Mate! Jesus saved me!"
Matt: "Mate that's awesome!"
Dan: "Yeah mate, he's the best."

by Jimmyjelly150 August 3, 2020

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