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anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

by NakedHelper January 12, 2014

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Sack-blocked

When a hacky sack is snatched by another player just as it is about to come into contact with your foot or other body part. This feeling leads to a loss of balance due to the predicted force of the hacky sack on your foot or other body part actually not arriving.

Jack plays hacky sack quietly by himself

Max snatches the hacky sack right out of the air just before Jack is about to successfully complete his jester.

Max: SACK-BLOCKED!!!!

by jemdood February 3, 2010

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banana block

To block a penis from going into a hole

Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.

by Bigbanana696969 August 2, 2017

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blocked website

a schools defense of students slacking off. usually schools will block any inappropriate website or any website for games, but they still haven't found tyrones unblocked games or the useless web.

student 1: aw man, coolmathgames is a blocked website now!
student 2: just go on tyrones unblocked games. they have papas pizzaria.

by sk_ype February 11, 2020

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Searcher's Block

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.

"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."

by t12j19c95 September 22, 2009

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Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017

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Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.

" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"

by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

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