Dumb annoying girls that are likely to join a sorority. Ones that wear too much makeup and like to stick their boobs out. Girls that have been seen/will be seen on one of those Girls Gone Wild videos.
The bro-mamas fought viciously to get into American Eagle during their storewide sale.
The bro-mama over there is harshing my mellow.
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A term referring to the sexually frustrated and socially incapable young males who all wear the same style of clothes, stalk the same females, and repeatedly talk in gay voices to eachother. It is generally very easy to spot a dude-bro, if you hear the word 'gay' or 'faggot' used in a derogatory way, look for a sideways hat or a Thirsty Thursday shirt(or collared shirt) and you will see a dude-bro.
Me: "Those guys just said Broken Social Scene is gay."
Fellow Intellectual: "But Broken Social Scene is the greatest band ever!"
Me: "Yeah, they must be dude-bros."
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The thing Dan wants to do with Phil.
Dan:"Why dont we go on bro brunches?"
Phil: "I don't know, are we gay?"
Dan: "They don't need to know that, Phil."
Phil: "But in our 2022 wedding, they will find out."
Dan: "Are we going to bro brunch or nah?"
Phil: "Fine."
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Another form of bro; usually used to infer a bro of higher standing.
Jack(while looking at Alex): hey bro!
Alex: hey!
Jack(while looking at Zach): hey bro taco!
Zach(while flipping off Alex): thats right
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A bro you smash on a regular basis.
Synonym for "Friends With Benefits"
(Shoutout to Karoline for explaining it to me)
Person1: "Hey man wanna be Smash Bros?"
Person2: "Hell yeah, I'd love to be!"
*They became the best of Smash Bros"
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Typically a Frat brother, wears flip flops on a regular basis, hemp necklesses, polos, name brand underwear, drinks "mad brewskis" specifically nattys, refers to females as "biddies, bitches, hos", typically self-conceited and think they can get "mo pussy", like to wear aviators and fitteds that dont fit their heads (resting on top of head), have keys on lanyard, play causal games of beer pong in apartments, gel their hair, fist pump at parties, pretend they know things about cars when they don't, overall a douche bag who thinks they are hot shit.
Frat Bro: "I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW WTFFFF LETS BREAK SHIT"
Innocent by-stander: "What a chyah dude"
Chyah Bro: "Dude fuck condoms, plan B is only like 50 bucks"
Chyah: "I got so much pussy last weekend, like dude"
chyah: "dude bro I have a test tomorrow but like FUCKKK IT, PARTYYYY!"
Chyah dude pick up line: "Hey grl, wanna get some brewskis after class? chyah i'm like 21, sup?"
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