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Just base it on the Urban Dictionary guy
Hym "How to write a terrifying villain? Oh, geezers, I wouldn't know..."
Follow this guide to how to recognise a real life witch
1) “Look for the nose-holes,” my grandmother said. “Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy, like the rim of a certain kind of seashell.”
“Why do they have such big nose-holes?” I asked.
“For smelling with,” my grandmother said. “A REAL WITCH has the most amazing powers of smell. She can actually smell out a child who is standing on the other side of the street on a pitch-black night.”
2) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
“Surely not always,” I said. “What about in the summer when it’s hot?”
3) Abnormally large feet. A woman traditionally has small feet but a real life Witch will have men's size feet
4) Rough hands. A witch had rough sore hands from her broomstick riding and potion making. She will also be significantly older than the age she is presenting herself as. Her face may look young but the hands and neck will give her away
5) Deflated saggy breasts. Again a Witch will hide these well using push up bras and not often showing much cleavage. From the expression colder than a witches tit. There is no fat in her breasts and therefore they are very cold. They also receive little blood circulation because they are so thin.
6) Belching. Witches are typically very belchy due to their alcohol intake and their nervousness about being exposed
Follow this survival guide of how to recognise a witch. It could save your life
A small rural town in Texas. Probably the best around. Tey also have the best sports teams. With 1 MLB player and NFL player recently.
Me: Have you ever been to Howe, TX?
Person: Yeah they're the best!
Saying its your way of doing stuff
Dude, you did that so fast!
Yeah, That's how I roll.
How to describe someone who can’t be stopped.
We could not stop the QB last night. He was trying to teach me how to Stuckey.
Well fuck you for doing it that way bitch I make me the asshole for insulting you.
Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."
Only known instance of this is Harry’s relationship with Kate.
Harry: “What’s good side how?”
Kate: “omfg yes my king anything you say.”