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Get off the internet

When someone, especially someone you know, keeps on clicking on related links. This mostly applies to when watching related YouTube videos, and eventually leads to a video that has no relation to the original search term. Also, this term is can be used when a person just keeps watching shock websites and will not stop no matter how many times you tell them to.

Guy 1: Hey look at this cool video!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!

by Get off the internet! January 1, 2011

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Internet Black Belt

When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.

Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt

by PsychoSam1337 May 6, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics

The most famous and influential man on the internet. Women fear him, Fish love him

"Woah, you know /the/ Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics???"

by Rah_04 November 5, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet highway

The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. A highway is a public road, especially a major road connecting two or more destinations. Any interconnected set of highways can be variously referred to as a "highway system", a "highway network", or a "highway transportation system".

I got that in the internet highway!! (from scrubs)

by allnewtocho May 15, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet booby-trap

a website that has been rigged to send a virus into your computer just by entering it. these usually are fake pornography sites. older computers, with little to no virus protection, are the most vulnerable.

Tim: hey, dude, why is your computer so slow?

Jake: yeah, i got internet booby-trap..

by the gentleman thief February 5, 2010


internet maintenance day

On June 4, the internet gets completely shut off in China. Guess what else happened in June 4, 1989, in Tiananmen Square? Absolutely nothing. Very coincidental.

Yang: Oh it's internet maintenance day! Nothing happened on June 4!

by an entity currently living October 5, 2021


1st Emperor of the Internet

Declaring himself openly in 2020, the current Emperor of the Internet is Charles Edward Carver III and resides in Florida.

The ruler of all cyberspace he fights for a free flow of information. The Emperor also relies on birds from the Corvid family to deliver information around the world.

"Hey, did you know the ravens report everything to the 1st Emperor of the Internet?"

by 1st Emperor of the Internet December 12, 2020