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The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. A highway is a public road, especially a major road connecting two or more destinations. Any interconnected set of highways can be variously referred to as a "highway system", a "highway network", or a "highway transportation system".
I got that in the internet highway!! (from scrubs)
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On June 4, the internet gets completely shut off in China. Guess what else happened in June 4, 1989, in Tiananmen Square? Absolutely nothing. Very coincidental.
Yang: Oh it's internet maintenance day! Nothing happened on June 4!
Declaring himself openly in 2020, the current Emperor of the Internet is Charles Edward Carver III and resides in Florida.
The ruler of all cyberspace he fights for a free flow of information. The Emperor also relies on birds from the Corvid family to deliver information around the world.
"Hey, did you know the ravens report everything to the 1st Emperor of the Internet?"
a website that has been rigged to send a virus into your computer just by entering it. these usually are fake pornography sites. older computers, with little to no virus protection, are the most vulnerable.
Tim: hey, dude, why is your computer so slow?
Jake: yeah, i got internet booby-trap..
Girls tend to photoshop their pictures on the internet all of the time. When a boy is talking to a girl e.g via MSN and she sends him a picture of herself looking stunning, the boy must never forget the internet-margin rule. Because in reality this girl can be very unattractive. To avoid awkard situations the boy must picture her as atleast 20 to 30% uglier then on the pics.
Always remember the internet-margin rule...always
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The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
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Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.
Internet whores houses work just like real ones.
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