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You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.
my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!
Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth
Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!
A man that is an wiener like a Oscar Meyer
He is such a jerk a Meyer, he cheated off his little sisters paper
In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january
Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.
She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.
Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.
Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."