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A character from the webcomic Homestuck.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
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A man who thinks it is acceptable to call his wife a trollop and a cunt in public.
Cindy: "Honey, can we go home now, this 24/7 campaigning is pretty tiring"
John: "Shut your face you cunt. I only married you for your family's money, you Barbie shrink wrapped trollop cum dump."
Fox News reporter: "That John McCain, what a passionate guy. I can't believe people would quote him out of context"
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soulful, guitar shreading, genuine, artist, photographer, friend
soulful guitar shreading genuine artist john Eric
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A person who usually considers themselves below others. They usually have a low self-esteem unless helped by friends. However, can be confident when necessary and is very helpful. Usually the fun and cringey guy in the group. Usually has a lot of friends, can be awkward at times. (A lot of times.)
Sleeps a lot. Plays video games. Likes Bananas.
Oh my goodness, it's a John Marc! RUN!
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A John Henry is a sexual move in which you lift a woman with double under hooks, with your elbow pit cradling her knee pit. Clasp your hands in a gable grip for maximum effect.
You then pump the shit out of her as if you were pounding railroad stakes into the ground trying to beat a steam powered machine.
From the root words John, which means "to pound"; And Henry, which is latin for "in her moist pussy."
"I took that bitch home from the bar and gave her the ole John Henry. It blew her Fucking mind.", said the man.
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*shudders*
Mr. Burns: This house has quite a long and colourful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.
Homer: *shudders* John Denver...
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