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Fish-mouth Syndrome is a condition that infects most of the SJW community. You can tell if someone suffers from this just by their upright-triangular-frowning mouth appearance (which also exposes the front incisors). This facial expression gives the infected person a stink face, with subtle hint of mental retardation.
Patients with FMS (abbreviation for Fish-mouth Syndrome) often have attention seeking hair styles/color, wear nonprescription glasses, and have at least one body piercing. They are easily "triggered", which prompts them to uncontrollably defecate from their mouths.
Cure: Common sense and more exposure to the real world.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks ma'am. How can I help you?
Fish-mouth Syndrome patient: Oh my god! Did you just assume my gender? How dare you?! I refuse to be oppressed by your white cis male privilege. I will boycott all coffee from now on since you offend me so much. RAGE RAGE AGAINST PATRIARCHY! Now if you would stop harassing me, I have a pitcher of male tears to consume. Check your privilege.
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To quite literally spit in someone's mouth i.e. trading saliva during a kiss
Person1:"Spit in my mouth daddy"
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a fairly new porn manuever in which the male star penetrates the woman anally, then pulls out and makes her suck his schlong, thus tasting her own ass. Finally, the man pulls out and completes the trifecta of disgusting by shooting his load on the woman's face.
Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.
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talking shit, stirring shit, letting your mouth run off without thinking.
"Stop running your mouth like a bitch!"
"Dave has been running his mouth about me to everyone."
"ZOMG STFU NUBBIE DNT RUN YUR MOUF AT MEH!!1!11111"
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Used as a response to an obscene statement, this phrase recalls unpleasant childhood memories wherein mothers would "wash out" a child's mouth with soap as a punishment for using curse words or crude language.
Cristobal: Dude, Jenna was being a total bitch last night. She broke my goddamn Death Star model. That shit was fucking to scale too.
Geraldo: Hey man, I don't care. Wash your mouth.
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The experience one feels after going through tennis practice with little to no water. This condition then leads to a more serious ailment such as a hip flexor injury.
After practice i had a severe case of heinous dry-mouth.
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When somebody is acting so fucking incredibly stupid that you must persist with “shut thy mouth”. Used commonly to “no u”.
Guy 1: wtf r u kid
Guy 2: shut thy mouth
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