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nice kawk

a phrase used to show someones importance to society. the kawk of someone is their personality and the reason they exist. its also their genitalia. anyone can have a nice or mediocre kawk, but to have a bad kawk means you should be excluded from everything

nice kawk my dude, the girth and length are perfect. you could work on the texture though.

by potatoe_boy November 25, 2020


This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it

“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things

by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018


nice water

h2o that is fortified with drugs, most commonly a drug known as Molly.

"Hey do you want some nice water?" Says Jeff. "Ice water?" Jenna replies. Jeff happily responds, " No nice water 😉"

by DreyfusIsAfterYou November 2, 2017


NICE IB

A saying used against an IB student who is destined to fail their IB examinations

Friend 1: I failed my maths test

Friend 2: NICE IB MATE

by ooft mate February 19, 2019


Nice Guy Jon

A guy who is nice

He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon

by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020


nice mice

Nice Mice Nice Mice Nice Mice. Oh yeah also, MOM TOM MOM TOM MOM TOM. Oh yeah, you cant forget about STILL CHILL STILL CHILL.

this definition is english, duh, Its not in spanish text. Sorry, carlos and santiago!

Guy 1 Matt: Hey man, I got some NICE MICE!

Guy 2 Josh: Nice! From where did you get those nice fat rice-eating mice?

Guy 3 Santiago: Oye, estos ingleses son patéticos, ¿no crees, carlos?

Guy 4 Carlos: Sí, están hablando de buenos ratones o alguna mierda.

Guy 2 Josh: lol they talking shit about us in spanish. XD

Guy 1 Matt: Whatever, they can talk all the shit they want in that apostrophe lookin ass language they got, just dont give a fuck about these people.

Guy 5 (Anonymous and is on the other side of the world) You: How did talking about Matt's nice mice escalate to this?

by MOMTOMMOMTOMMOMTOM January 14, 2021


Very Nice Black Person

A form of saying the N word in a friendly way.

dude1: Yo bro look at this very nice black person.
dude2: bro just say nigga, nobody is watching us.

by meowmeowmewmewmreowmrrpmreow<3 July 16, 2024