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A WOMAN WHO ENGAGES IN ANAL SEX
MY WIFE IS DULL. I NEED A FIVE STAR BITCH.
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To ask someone to bring you a beer.
"Beer me five bro!"
"Yeah I got you."
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when you are fisting somebody and you open your hand fast and violently ripping anything in there.
how did u like that russian five star
fuck you!
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The same night, 5 times. Then released in the same game but reskinned 4 times. Then milked the hell out of and given shards of backstory that nobody can make sense of, an Internet theory that will never be solved, and then the random added tons of porn, random shipping, And swamping half of Game Theory 's videos trying to make sense of the convoluted, garbled bits of story.
Ex. 1: Hello internet, welcome to game theory! Today, we're doing ANOTHER fnaf video, because we ran out of other ideas today!
Ex. 2: Person 1: Hey, do you know Five Nights at Freddy's?
Person 2: No, wha-
Every five year old within approx. 14.2 like radius: U TRASH GO KILL URSELF HAHAHA UR SO TRIGGERRRRRRED YEET BECOME YOTE UPON IM SO EDGY!!!!1!!!
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Five Nights at Freddy's, the game that's perfect for furries.
Guy: Hey, have you played Five Nights at Freddy's?
Friend: Isn't that a game for furries?
Guy: Yes, dumbass.
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While the common "High Five" features two people, and their hands, slapping together, the "Triple High Five" features three people slapping their hands together. This causes some issues, as the slapping sound is muted, if not completely obliterated, as the three hands coming together form a triangle. It is generally considered to be an impossible feat.
"Dudes, high five!"
"But there are three of us!"
"Then we'll Triple High Five!"
"That's impossible!"
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When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...
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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"
Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."
Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
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