get your head out of your bum

get your head out of your bum a non vulgar way to tell someone to get their head out of their ass meaning pay attention to whats going on around you

my teacher told me get your head out of your bum and pay attention to whats going around you

your mind

what i use to clean up after i masturbate

your mind is my cock wipe

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your mom

a burn that is really funny

Friend:What did you have for supper yesterday
You:Your mom

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your matt

1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.

2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.

3. The automatic retort to your mum.

1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!

2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!

3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!

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your an animal

originated from the stoned mouth of one Dan Mason meaning you are really stoned or just a nutter

"My word your an animal"
"No you an animal"
"Fuck that your an animal"

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give your crush your hoodie day

November 29! the day you have to give your crush your hoodie 👀🤭

mark: Why do you look so nervous?
john: Well i have to give my crush my hoodie today cause it’s give your crush your hoodie day

In-Your-Endo

A provocative way of referring to a sexual innuendo.

Awesome Facebook Friend: Come hang with a fellow night owl and act stupid until you pass out. We have a couch LOL.

Me: I would so be there, on that couch, if I could! Um, that sounded naughty. LOL ;)

Awesome Facebook Friend: HAHAHAHAHAH! You nut! That was my fault. I need to watch the double entendres.

Me: The double what?! Is that like in-your-endos (innuendos)? L O L

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