Disco juice

Any alcoholic beverage consumed on the journey from pre-drinks to a club or bar, often passed around a group of friends. It usually consists of spirits and a mixer in a disposable plastic bottle.

'Hey, we're half way to the club and I'm not drunk enough yet. Pass me the disco juice!'

Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is

Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.

Muppet juice

Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.

I banged down enough muppet juice to kill a horse and started wobbling around that hot chick.

cow juice

That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.

yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.

Cow juice

when you milk a cow

yummy cow juice

Roach Juice

The collected saliva and moisture that’s left over inside of the roach. It can usually be seen when the roach is opened to salvage the weed.

Dude that’s nasty! I just opened up this roach from last night and it had hella roach juice.

Mussy Juice

The juice that leaks out from a Maori woman's pussy (Her Mussy).

I walked into the office this morning and there was a strong stench of Mussy Juice in the air. Jaimee's Mussy must have been leaking on the carpet last night.