dry mare

Noun. The opposite of a wet dream.

1. He took his shirt off and I had a dry mare. 2. Your detailed story of walking in on your grandparents has given me a dry mare.

Emotional Dry Humping

*Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*

1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.

2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.

"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."

dry bar

were u get ur hair done

i’m going to the dry bar

dry toungue

Not speaking what's on your mind.

I'm not going to have a "dry toungue" about this.

Mama dry

Nemesis of mama moist and is a 3am yt

Mama dry: I am obama
You :no don’t come to my house
Mama dry:that’s it I’m coming to your house
You: (dies)

Dry Texter

Someone who typically responds with one word sentences in texts.

Homie
You're such a dry texter.

You
ok

dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.

Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.