fire blanket

when a guy pours gasoline all over his penis and lights it on fire. then the chick gives him a blowjob, so she's the fire blanket.

"Laura gave Sean a fire blanket the other day. it was hot"

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arcade fire

A Post-Rock Band with a fuckload of reverb on each instrument.

"Who is this Post-Rock Band with a fuckload of reverb on each of their instruments?"
"It's the arcade fire"

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fire bunny

A rabbit who breathes fire. He was born in 1987, and started the 1988 Yellowstone fires. He had to go into hiding in 1989 after the government put a bounty on his head. He came back out of hiding in the year 2000, and has been going around burning things down ever since. Nobody knows why he breathes fire, he was just born that way. He eats Hot Tamales and spicy foods for fuel. He once formed a hard rock band called firebunny, but it didn't last very long, as he had a bad habit of lighting the place on fire after every show.

There is only one known fire bunny.

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fire-and-forget

When someone sends you a text message, and after you respond, doesn't send you anything back. The sender fires the text and forgets, intentionally or not, to respond.

-I replied to Billy an hour ago, and he hasn't said anything about the party yet.
-musta been a fire-and-forget.

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fire cracker

a blunt consisting of 3 different types of pot,that are put in a row in a blunt so as to resemble a firecracker Popsicle it originated in the middle of Pennsylvania

yo last week we got some sour d, kush, and blue berry haze and rolled up a fire cracker.

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fire hydrant

Getting blood over your dick after rooting someone up the ass.

I was rooting that girl and got a fire hydrant last night.

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fire and brimstone

wat you say when you let out flatulence in a camp dorm

Rob: FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!!
Ross: awwwwwwwwww man dude come on

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