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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so

Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

by z'mirote April 16, 2020


A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so

Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

by z'mirote April 16, 2020


Yard Sign People

A particular group of people who feel superior to others based on the display of self-righteous, vague, mass produced yard signs that someone made in order to capitalize on after the election of the Bad Orange Man.

Yard Sign People most often reside in elite urban neighborhoods that are most insulted from the real world consequences of their regressive policy.

The Yard Sign People voted against the development of affordable housing in their area again.

by big salty dawg August 23, 2023


White People Alzheimer's

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018


among us people

oh yes among us a fun game ahhahahahahha
wait until you meet the people

among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex

the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words

(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*

(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling

the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT

the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die

by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020


chosen people's elbow

The chosen people's elbow is the signature finishing move of the Israeli pro wrestler "The Chutzpah" Lior Ben-David that became popular in the Israeli and Jewish media. A spinoff to The Rock's people's elbow, this version seen The Chutzpah first taking a yarmulke from his elbow pad, then throw it on his opponent, then he would run left, bounce off the ropes then over the guy on the ground, bounce off the ropes again. then drops his elbow onto his opponent's head.

Oi Vey, it looks like The Chutzpah is going for the chosen people's elbow!

by SuperHorowitz November 10, 2021


Short People Kink

When shortstacks exist and you’d rather fuck them/date them rather then date/fuck tall people, you have a short people kink

Yo dude, i love short people
“Ew, short people kink.”

by Unoimia April 29, 2022