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What my sister has.
Rachel: what's wrong?
Me: I didn't get any sleep last night
Rachel: why not?
Me: because my sister was up all night yelling to my parents about how she wishes she was never born
Rachel: that's some real shit
Me: yeah well... that's what life is like when your sister has borderline personality disorder
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Natural blond person who is not stupid.
Our new vice-president is yellow-haired.
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The result of growing up an ugly child. Due to the amount of time spent alone and lack of friends, one is able to use the time wisely and develop a personality to compensate for their unfortunate looks.
The result of growing up an ugly child. Due to the amount of time spent alone and lack of friends, one is able to use the time wisely and develop a personality to compensate for their unfortunate looks.
Guy #1 – Man, I would do anything to have an over-developed personality like that girl over there. She’s the life of the party!
Guy #2 – Yeah, me too. Unfortunately, that girl was like the Hunchback of Notre Dame and was practically locked in a closet for years. Since she grew up without any friends she had a lot of time on her hands to become so funny and outgoing.
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A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.
"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
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Talia. There is no need for an explination. Thats how cute she is.
The cutest person in the world is talia.
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Also know by its abbreviation, PRW.
A subclass of troll (Internet or IRL) who's main purpose in life is to refuse to cut anyone a break ever because of their deep and abiding dedication to personal responsibility.
This rarely extends into their behavior, as they are often the first to flip out and blame other people when they get called on their own shit.
A: "Why the hell should I pay child support? If she wanted a kid she should take personal responsibility for it!"
B: "There goes another Personal Responsibility Warrior who has no idea what the word 'responsibility' means."
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Type A personalities are driven. Type D personalities are driven to be difficult (or dick-ish). They go out of their way to make others lives difficult.
Mary "Why did Bob soak the pacifier in vinegar?"
Betty "No good reason... he is a pure type D personality."
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