play before gay

What you say when you want to go out with your girlfriend but your guy friends are giving you a hard time for not hanging out with them.

John: Hey lets go hang out tonight.
Jim: I can't. I'm going out with my girlfriend.
John: Damn man, bros before hoes.
Jim: No dude, play before gay.

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playing above the rim

Dating out of your league.

I don't know how Jay landed his hot girlfriend. He is totally playing above the rim.

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playing Mario Kart

code word for making out when you don't want all persons listening to know.

Bob: Where did Sally and Luke go?
Jane: Oh, they're just downstairs playing Mario Kart.

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Playing With His Pieces

Actually means someone playing chess who is making no prgress towards performing a move, but has come to be a euphamism for masturbation.

I'll stop playing with my pieces when I find a woman."

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play country on the clitar

When a girl does the nasty with her 5 fingered friend.

Girl 1 "So coming out this holiday?"
Girl 2 "No sorry I'm gonna play country on the clitar for the whole time."

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playing away team

A phrase describing the art of shacking up at the other person's house. Most (usually) guys don't prefer this, as there are several variables that are no longer in the (usually) guys favor. i.e. crazy roommate, creepy place, etc.

"I go over there after the club, and 1.she lives in a DORM, 2. her roommate watched us go at it, and 3. she has a picture of her boyfriend on one of the pillows!"
"man, that's crazy. That's what you get for playing away team"

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belly play

The act of engaging in anal sex, a term in reference to the PS2 game Madden in which a dive play is run outside the tackles as opposed to the usual hole.

Man, likes to take it in the ass. She runs that belly play.

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