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A retarded bush voter...
I votted fo bush cuz hes a gewd christian and luvs nascar lek me!
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A boring as shit place full of trees and not much else.
Resident of Redding CT: I live in Redding
Everyone else: I'm so sorry.
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The fighter squadron red dogged the enemy base. The defensive linemen tried a red dog on the quarterback.
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I woke up this morning after 3 hours of sleep and felt like shit, so I cracked open a can of Red Bull!
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Nickname of the 150 bhp C20XE Vauxhall/Opel 2.0 litre DOHC car engine, based on the fact that it had a red L-shaped spark plug cover (although some later examples had a black cover, these are still referred to as "red tops" if the cover is L-shaped).
The chav stuck a red top in his clapped-out Nova, and when the tiny brakes and crap suspension couldn't handle the power he ploughed into a coachload of Americans (killing them all, painfully) & landed upside down in a field with a smashed spine, watching the pool of petrol slowly approaching the lit cigarette hanging from the mouth of his decapitated estate slut girlfriend.
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In college athletics, a red shirt is a player that is on the team, but hasn't played in a game yet.
One of the previous posters is incorrect about red-shirts being walk-ons. Scholarships players are red-shirted all the time.
Johnny was given a scholarship to play quarterback, but was told by the coach that he would red shirt his freshman year until he learned the system.
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The act of eating out a woman's V while she is on her fucking monthly menstruation cycle.
I thought the term Red Wings meant flying when you were Indian, but after a night with Clarice I'm a changed man!
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