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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
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a response to something you dont care about
"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
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Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.
Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.
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guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
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The men you find anywhere in the UK where there are roadworks occurring. Recognised by high-viz vests and hard hats. The function of the Road Stud is to stand around at the roadside in threes; two doing absolutely nothing but chatting or looking at a mobile phone whilst only one is actually working. Known as Road Studs because they will stare, leer and/or catcall any vehicle passing with female drivers.
When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road”
Mind out the road you silly cunt
What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
Friend: I need a new drift spot to touge
Me: bro, I got this sweet candy road for you