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pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.

Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010


drop the rocks

What you say to someone when they aren't getting to the point.

Tell us already--drop the rocks!

by エメラルド September 14, 2018


Math Rocking

When you sit in your room contemplating your sexuality to the smooth tones of depressed men.

I always see Jason Math Rocking on Discord, maybe I should check on him.

When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.

by EdieD April 1, 2023


Rock brain

When you brain is as useful as a rock.

Man, after hitting that blunt I got mad rock brain.

by Gwilz November 6, 2018


Man Rock

A dime piece; A unicorn; A woman who is so gorgeous that you have to have her on your arm.

Look at the man rock he is sporting.

by dreamteamer June 2, 2011


Rock Abrasion

Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.

Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
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Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.

by Samwise Enzelick July 10, 2020


Rock Boredom

Hitting rock bottom of nothing to do.

I'm at the airport suffering from Rock Boredom.

by blakebard December 12, 2013