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Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
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The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.
See swamp ass.
"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."
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A shit with exactly the correct consistency, to allow the user to administer only one wipe before concluding his/her session.
I was fortunate it was an angel shit, because the time I saved enabled me to see the United goal on TV.
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A family that does one or more of the following:
constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
Dude, Andy has such a shit family. They pretty much beat his ass every night and his mom is a whore and his sisters are too. I feel really bad for him.
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Yo... is Lita still mad at you?
Nope Bro... thanks God I managed to un-shit our situation.
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From the song "Get schwifty!" From Rick and Morty.
Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor!
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When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.
"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"
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